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Memories and secrets collected as a part
of "My Division of the Bureau of Surrealist Research" Shown exactly as written by the bearers - I remember getting in a car accident not long after getting my liscense. I hit another guy head on and totaled both our cars. - A fat lady w/ pigtails slipping on the ice and landing on her pet shitzu. - Surprise limo ride in downtown Minneapolis - I model nude - Being here at this show will be a wonderful memory (stupid pencil won't write) - Sometimes, when I don't know what I'm doing, I fake it. And inevitably, I make some mistakes ... later, I deny responsibility - I wish I were a lesbian - Threw bowling ball & it dropped heavily on a alley - I like my J's - I remember: standing on the balconey, the wind blowing the waves crashing. - I like sour pickles That's a secret!! - Falling in love - MEmory a little blond girl following Grammpa thru the garden, talking and asking questions All the time. Still talking All the time! - Memory Getting stuck out on a tree that overhung the river because my dog had followed me out onto the tree and then froze. Whe was too big to successfully step over. -The black box theater at BSU has wonderful Memories of fine plays. - Barry Horowicz is the world's greatest professional wrestler. - I sleep with no underwear on! - "Oi" "Glurf" "Stuff" - I scare myself. - One time a friend who had bad eyesight stayed the night. The next morning she was trying to get me out of my bed and I rolled into my roommates empty bed. She stood up... Looked at my be, couldn't 'see' me in the bed RIGHT next to it and said... "Where did she go??" - One time a guy reading a love poem to me farted - I remember the day I was punched and knocked down by Dr. Martin Luther King. I was walking down the street minding my own business when I round a corner and I get punched in the stomach and knocke down. I look up and it's Dr. King. I said, "Dr. King!" He said, "Whoops, I thought you were someone else - Remember: a curly Blond hair baby girl who is a joy as a young lady who loves to Act + will be a great nurse - I have a crush on one of the performers!! - Playing Bach in performance Lab and thoroughly bombing it. - When I was younger my Dad ran little spanky over with the Van. But spanky is ok now Just a little slow. - I like to walk around naked - May 3rd Fish at the Dog - Getting pulled over because the cop thought I was breaking cerfew. The problem was that cerfew was for 16 yr olds and I was 6 yrs older than that - I was a quiet, normal little kid, my parents still don't know what happened. - calling for my cat as a child, and finally seeing here hobbling towards my on 3 of her legs. - I'm Pregnant - When Katherine said, "I want a little Black Boy." - 0 - I remember cold February nights caring for newborn lambs. . - One time I helped convince someone that a photo of a "taxidermized" bear was actually someone in a bear costume scaring people, I can't believe the person believed me. - i remember standing on the beach at age 5 in Mexico with my sister Becky. We were enjoying the waves when... Suddenly Becky was knocked over by a huge wave! My mom came running from our tent to pacify her. - I think lee is cute - My father saved me from drowning while we were trout fishing I Remember his hand reaching down throught surface of the water. This great big hand. I was 9 or 10. - One time I fed a dog some beer, it was walking this way and that. it kept running into walls and crazy shit like that. it was pretty sweet. - My real name isn't "wolfy." But that's okay. - Sleeping in a vineyard in Italy. - I remember being stuck in a tree for an hour... on ropes. - I remember my Boat Dream- big slow boat in teh Kenora Channel made of cement blocks, white sort of , with some red etching between blocks near the bow a woman was steering, wearing a white T-shirt Through blue water I could see her from the door of the old dock shack+ hear tug, tug, tug,......... - memory: My brother used to tell me I was adopted (which I wasn't) he said "if you ask mom and dad they will deny it, so don't feel bad" when I asked them they said I wasn't. He was tricky - Passing gas (FART) in class - getting high off of sPray Paint while painting art! - I remember when I was little and my grandma would sing to me. - I remember a pink rose given to me a while ago. - Memory: TRANSVESTITE STRIPPERS!!! (IN NEW ORLEANS) - My Hippo ate my mac-n-cheese - A great memory: being naked with my friend in a hot tub with courvoisier mmmm.... - Reading about planet X Coming soon? - I remember too distant hills + stars that fell out of the blue-ue-ue!... - Playing "house" under the bushes behind my house - Jan 10th @ 3pm - Memory: Having knife wars with my brother. The official rules are: 1) run to the kitchen knife drawer 2) the person who grabs the largest knife is the chaser + the person who did not get the "big" knife is the chasee 3) the chaser chases the chasee around the house until caught by the authorities (Mom and Dad) who then possess the "big" knife 4) mom + dad always win thank you - Ferry Boat Ride - Being in Bemidji ice fishing with a great man and the love of my life is a wonderful memory. Seeing my son in a play was an added bonus! - So, last night I was in a freinds room, and another girl came in the room and the others complimented her on her shirt. She proceeded to say she thought is was cold in the room. Hence, the shirt. I thought it was a little toasty myself, so I said "It's hot.", not realizing what I was saying. Short story long, we all had a good laugh. Mary was rolling on the floor. - My secret just happened today... while driving I happened to stop upon this abandoned house that I've always wanted to stop by but have always passed. Today I stopped though & I walked up to the house. In the doorway of this abandoned farmhouse lay a cow. Completely frozen under a fresh blanket of snow. Its muzzle rest on the thresh hold & the cow was newly dead. Beautiful, sad. The end. - I remember breaking my wrist and the doctor resetting it. |
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